| Joxer | |
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| Biographical Information | |
| Real Name: | Joxer |
| Title: | Idiot
Joxer the Mighty |
| Race: | Human |
| Originally From: | Athens |
| Wife: | Meg |
| Family: | Jett (brother)
Jace (brother) |
| Children: | Virgil (son)
Theon (son) Kara (daughter) |
| Interests: | Gabrielle |
| Affiliations: | Joxer's Tavern |
| Physical Description | |
| Gender: | Male |
| Height: | 6' 2 |
| Status: | Deceased |
| Character Information | |
| First appearance: | Callisto |
| Portrayed by: | Ted Raimi |
| GALLERY | |
Joxer is a guy who wants to be a warrior, but isn't very good at it. He travels with Xena and Gabrielle a lot to seem more heroic, and calls himself Joxer the Mighty.
Biography[]
Joxer was born in Athens. His father was a warlord so he wanted to be one like him. He has two twin brothers. One of them is Jett, the King of Assassins. The other is Jace, a very gay singer and dancer, whom the family tries not to talk about. Joxer first meets Xena and Gabrielle when Callisto comes after Xena. Joxer tries to be their knight in shining armor, but they turn him down. Joxer then goes to Callisto to help get Xena. She send him after Gabrielle, but she just beats him up. Xena then ends up having to save Joxer and Gabrielle from Callisto. After that Joxer starts becoming their best friend, even though they are very annoyed by him.
When Gabrielle gets hit by one of Cupid's arrows, she falls in love with Joxer, and Joxer falls in love back. Joxer stays in love with Gabrielle, even after the spell is taken off, but she never feels the same way about him. Joxer then meets one of Xena's look-a-likes, who is a tramp named Meg. They start to like each other, but his true love is always Gabrielle.
Joxer marries Meg and has 3 kids with her, even though Meg thought she couldn't have any. One of their kids is Virgil, who travels with Xena and Gabrielle sometimes, and also has a liking for Gabrielle. Joxer is killed by Livia, Xena's daughter while he was trying to protect Gabrielle.
In the future he gets reincarnated into Xena's body with the name Annie. And Xena is reincarnated into his body with the name Harry. Later on Ares switches their bodies back to normal though.
Joxer the Mighty Songs[]
Original version:[]
Joxer the Mighty
Roams through the countryside
He never needs a place to hide
With Gabby as his sidekick
Fighting with her little stick
Righting wrongs and singing songs
Being mighty all day long
He's Joxer—he's Joxer the Mighty!
Oohhhhhh—
He's Joxer the Mighty
He's really tidy
Everybody likes him
'Cause he has a funny grin
Joxer—
Joxer the Mighty!
Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When you're in jeopardy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free)
He's every man's trusty,
He's every woman's fantasy,
Plus he's goo-oood company
He's Joxer—
I'm Joxer the Mighty!
Blood—valour—and victory! Ha-HA!
Joxer the Mighty
He's very tidy
Everyone admires him
He's so handsome it's a sin
When things get grim
He'll take it on the chin
If you're in jeopardy
Caused by the enemy
Don't call the cavalry
There's a better remedy
(Although he doesn't work for free!)
He's every man's trusty,
He's every woman's fantasy,
Plus he's goo-oood company
Look out! He's Joxer--
Joxer the Mighty!
Joxer the Mighty!!!
Bordello version:[]
TROLLOPS:
Joxer the Mighty,
Master of virility,
Every woman wants him
Je's so sexy it's a sin
If you want a special tryst
He's the man you can't resist
By every measure he's a prize
JOXER:
Just check out my shoe size!
Ha-ha!
TROLLOPS:
Joxer the Mighty,
Captain of debauchery,
Never seems to get enough
Of our tantalizing stuff
If you need some company,
With Joxer there's a guarantee
JOXER:
Of the highest potency!
TROLLOP:
Heck, I'd even work for free!
LEAH:
Take your filthy hands off me!
ALL:
He's Joxer—
Joxer the Mighty!
Illusia version:[]
Joxer the Mighty,
Master of geography,
Here to guide you on your way,
Stick with me—you'll never stray,
If you're in a land that's new,
I'm the man who'll get you through,
Even if you're slightly nude—
I'm Joxer,
Joxer the Mighty!
Annie's version:[]
Annie, Banannie
She kicks fanny!
Dangerous with sword and knife,
Learned her skills in that past life!
Never will you outfox her,
She's as good as all Joxer!
I'm Annie, I'm Annie the Mighty!